woofuckingjiho:

when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”

(via cameronliddell)

gothbaby:

omg at my christmas dinner my cousin was like “pass the peas, by the way im lesbian” cRYING

(via rileymcswag)

efronsbutt:

SOMEONE TELL CUTE CLOTHES TO STOP BEING SO EXPENSIVE

(via tosendhateinherask)

knewdrew:

i had $54.

i could either…

• pay my $54 phone bill or
• i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.

(via latestnostalgia)

welcometothesoundofprettyodd:

AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING

I’LL BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET 

ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA 

(via fuckyeahrobertborden)

sierrafuckerbeck:

unfollowing me won’t make fall out boy get back together

(via petewentzemoqueen)

connuh:

my life is just one big no homo

(via fuckyeahrobertborden)